“In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.”
So I did the thing.
i think i died at
” His name? *Dramatic pause* … MERLIN”
Bendy-Dicked CuddleSnatcher bahahahahaha
IM SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER MORE LIKE THESE LIL SHITS WENT TO HARVARD
or maybe theyre the first demon created by lucifer
It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk
OH my GOD
infomercial kitten.
why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95
persistence is key
Day 14 - Favorite book of your favorite writer.
“Pride and Prejudice” by Jane Austen
In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.


